Thanks, James Franco.
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)
i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming
Oh my christ
Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him
This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
The sound I made was inhuman.
stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast